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      <image:caption>LA Clean T – flat front view: black tee with a vaporwave &quot;Make L.A. Clean Again&quot; graphic, LA politics satire by TrollGov</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cloobeck T – flat front view: black tee with block letters reading &quot;DON&apos;T BUST THE TRUST&quot;, California politics satire by TrollGov</image:caption>
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