{"title":"Political Tees","description":"\u003cp\u003ePolitical tees for people who would rather laugh at the circus than join it. Every TrollGov shirt is original satire: funny political tees that roast City Hall, campaign slogans, surveillance creep, and the rest of the 2026 election season. Most of our political t-shirts aim at Los Angeles, so start with \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/la-politics-shirts\"\u003eLA politics satire shirts\u003c\/a\u003e for the Bass-vs-Raman mayor race, or dig into \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/la-city-council-merch\"\u003eLA City Council merch\u003c\/a\u003e for 311 jokes, MacArthur Park, and council-district drama. Heading into Nov 3? Our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/election-satire-shirts\"\u003eelection satire shirts\u003c\/a\u003e are built for watch parties and group chats, and our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/meme-tees\"\u003epolitical meme tees\u003c\/a\u003e cover the national stuff. Want the joke on your head or your laptop instead? Grab a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/political-satire-hats\"\u003epolitical satire hat\u003c\/a\u003e or the $8 \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/political-stickers\"\u003epolitical sticker pack\u003c\/a\u003e. Tees are $15, printed to order, and ship with tracking. Everything is parody and commentary. None of it is official campaign merchandise or affiliated with any candidate, officeholder, or government. Fun in Politics.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"bamboo-slub-snow-washed-t-shirt","title":"SP Unplug The Homeless Industrial Complex T Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eSpencer Pratt Unplugged the Homeless Industrial Complex Speech Shirt \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eBamboo Slub Snow Washed T-Shirt\u003cbr\u003eItem Number:RT0023\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eGender:Unisex\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eModel:Loose\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFabric:63.16% cotton, 36.84% polyester\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFabric Weight:7.2 oz\/yd² (245 g\/m²)\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFabric Thickness:Moderate\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCare Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFeatures:Basics, Casual, Vintage, Daily Casual, Outdoor, Sport, Cotton Blend, Washed, Short Sleeve, Regular Sleeve, Round Neck \/ O-Neck, Regular, Loose, Summer\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003ePrint Size:40*52cm\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eNotes:Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 20px;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow: auto;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; 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Not affiliated with any campaign or officeholder.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMore from TrollGov: \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/political-tees\"\u003epolitical tees\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/la-politics-shirts\"\u003eLA politics shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/election-satire-shirts\"\u003eelection satire shirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePolitical satire and parody from TrollGov. 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width: 150px;\"\u003e8.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e21.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e8.7 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e22 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e8.9 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e22.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e9.1 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e23 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e9.3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e23.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e9.4 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e24 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"item-id\" style=\"display: none;\"\u003egid:\/\/shopify\/Product\/7590401605691\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePolitical satire \u0026amp; parody from TrollGov — Fun in Politics. Not affiliated with any campaign or officeholder.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMore from TrollGov: \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/political-tees\"\u003epolitical tees\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/la-politics-shirts\"\u003eLA politics shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/election-satire-shirts\"\u003eelection satire shirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePolitical satire and parody from TrollGov. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any candidate, campaign, officeholder, or government office.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TrollGov","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43460089184315,"sku":"260428PODPQ2601#001","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43460089217083,"sku":"260428PODPQ2601#002","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43460089249851,"sku":"260428PODPQ2601#003","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43460089282619,"sku":"260428PODPQ2601#004","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43460089315387,"sku":"260428PODPQ2601#005","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43460089348155,"sku":"260428PODPQ2601#006","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0672\/4281\/9643\/files\/d28af1c9d3384a47b54ab9e021bf808b.png?v=1777337187"},{"product_id":"essential-cotton-t-shirt-2","title":"MacArthur Park Dive Team - Shirt Navy","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe MacArthur Park Dive Team Shirt is dark-humor Los Angeles satire for the park lake that keeps making the news for everything except the ducks. It reads like a city department uniform for a team nobody would volunteer to join.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis navy unisex crew neck is heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. It's a conversation starter for Westlake regulars, local news junkies, and anyone who has watched the city try to clean up the lake one more time. Also available in white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton, heavyweight 7.7 oz\/yd² (260 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular unisex fit, crew neck, short sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: machine wash cold on a gentle cycle, don't bleach, tumble dry low, iron on low and avoid the print, don't dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall color differences between blank batches can happen.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 20px;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow: auto;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; 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border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eShoulder\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e18.9 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e48 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e19.9 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e50.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e20.9 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e53 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e21.9 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e55.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e22.8 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e58 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e23.8 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e60.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e8.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e21.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e8.7 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e22 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e8.9 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e22.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e9.1 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e23 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e9.3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e23.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e9.4 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e24 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"item-id\" style=\"display: none;\"\u003egid:\/\/shopify\/Product\/7590403113019\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePolitical satire \u0026amp; parody from TrollGov — Fun in Politics. Not affiliated with any campaign or officeholder.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMore from TrollGov: \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/political-tees\"\u003epolitical tees\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/la-politics-shirts\"\u003eLA politics shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/election-satire-shirts\"\u003eelection satire shirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePolitical satire and parody from TrollGov. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any candidate, campaign, officeholder, or government office.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TrollGov","offers":[{"title":"Navy Blue \/ S","offer_id":43460094197819,"sku":"260428PODPQ2649#001","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy Blue \/ M","offer_id":43460094230587,"sku":"260428PODPQ2649#002","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy Blue \/ L","offer_id":43460094263355,"sku":"260428PODPQ2649#003","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43460094296123,"sku":"260428PODPQ2649#004","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43460094328891,"sku":"260428PODPQ2649#005","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43460094361659,"sku":"260428PODPQ2649#006","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0672\/4281\/9643\/files\/ef3df07898b04202a862583a498f5938.png?v=1777334481"},{"product_id":"essential-cotton-t-shirt-3","title":"MacArthur Park Dive Team - Shirt White","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe MacArthur Park Dive Team Shirt is dark-humor Los Angeles satire for the park lake that keeps making the news for everything except the ducks. It reads like a city department uniform for a team nobody would volunteer to join.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis white unisex crew neck is heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. It's a conversation starter for Westlake regulars, local news junkies, and anyone who has watched the city try to clean up the lake one more time. Also available in navy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton, heavyweight 7.7 oz\/yd² (260 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular unisex fit, crew neck, short sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: machine wash cold on a gentle cycle, don't bleach, tumble dry low, iron on low and avoid the print, don't dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall color differences between blank batches can happen.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 20px;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow: auto;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; 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background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e21.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e8.7 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e22 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e8.9 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e22.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e9.1 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e23 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e9.3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e23.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e9.4 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e24 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"item-id\" style=\"display: none;\"\u003egid:\/\/shopify\/Product\/7590409076795\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePolitical satire \u0026amp; parody from TrollGov — Fun in Politics. Not affiliated with any campaign or officeholder.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMore from TrollGov: \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/political-tees\"\u003epolitical tees\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/la-politics-shirts\"\u003eLA politics shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/election-satire-shirts\"\u003eelection satire shirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePolitical satire and parody from TrollGov. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any candidate, campaign, officeholder, or government office.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TrollGov","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43460103405627,"sku":"260428PODPQ2679#001","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43460103438395,"sku":"260428PODPQ2679#002","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43460103471163,"sku":"260428PODPQ2679#003","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43460103503931,"sku":"260428PODPQ2679#004","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43460103536699,"sku":"260428PODPQ2679#005","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43460103569467,"sku":"260428PODPQ2679#006","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0672\/4281\/9643\/files\/4ab14bb1b287411fa9a213f5f0a9b1e8.png?v=1777334901"},{"product_id":"essential-cotton-t-shirt-4","title":"Die On The D T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Die On The D T-Shirt is Los Angeles transit satire in four words and one purple circle. If you ride the Metro D Line, or you've read the headlines about it, you already get the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis black unisex crew neck is heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit and a clean, small front print. Wear it on your commute, to a Metro board meeting, or anywhere people argue about whether transit in LA is getting better.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton, heavyweight 7.7 oz\/yd² (260 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular unisex fit, crew neck, short sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: machine wash cold on a gentle cycle, don't bleach, tumble dry low, iron on low and avoid the print, don't dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall color differences between blank batches can happen.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 20px;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow: auto;\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400;border: 1px solid #e2e2e2;text-align:center;width: 150px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd 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Not affiliated with any campaign or officeholder.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMore from TrollGov: \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/political-tees\"\u003epolitical tees\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/la-politics-shirts\"\u003eLA politics shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/election-satire-shirts\"\u003eelection satire shirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePolitical satire and parody from TrollGov. 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It's Los Angeles housing-crisis satire you can wear to brunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis women's raglan baby tee has a scoop neck, contrast black sleeves, and a close, stretchy fit from a cotton and spandex blend. Size up if you prefer a looser look. The unisex white tee version is also available.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e95% cotton, 5% spandex, lightweight 6.2 oz\/yd² (210 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWomen's fitted, cropped cut with raglan sleeves and a scoop neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: machine wash cold on a gentle cycle, don't bleach, tumble dry low, iron on low and avoid the print, don't dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall color differences between blank batches can happen.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 20px;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow: auto;\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400;border: 1px solid #e2e2e2;text-align:center;width: 150px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400;border: 1px solid 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